2022 UK TOUR FAQ

Will you sign some things? 
Yes!
I will happily sign anything I have played on for sure, please bring a sharpie!  

Is there an extra charge for you signing stuff?  
Nope but it would be nice if you bought something from my merchandise booth? 
 
Do you take credit cards or electronic payments at the booth? 
Honestly I don’t know – we are well set up in the states. I may be on my own for this run – so plan on cash only just in case I get into to some mad internet rabbit hole and my shit doesn’t work! 
 
What is the event like? 
Well, I like telling stories and I’ve been doing this in one way or another for a while now – I tell stories from the metal box to the end of my time with PiL in ’85 and then onto Killing Joke and Extremities. I might switch the order when there are drums or other people involved so it still ‘flows’ – when its good its funny as fuck and respectful to this time that was so very special to all of us.  There are some quotes from others at the end rather than me try and describe what I hope this will be. 
 
How long does it go on for? 
Well that’s a good question, the PiL / Brian Brain section can be 60+ minutes easy, Killing Joke a good 30 to 45 minutes too – more if there’s a bit of drums and if there are Q&A’s I’ll get to as many as I can, and if necessary chat outside.
 
Can we get up in the middle and get a drink? – Absolutely!  
 
Will you be playing drums? 
Sometimes – I’m happy to a bit when there is a kit but that’s not the thrust of this – more about the stories – and of course when Pete Jones is there we will jam for a few minutes too.
 
Will there be a Q&A a period? – Yes!

Why aren’t you coming to XXXXXXXXX venue in XXXXXXX town?
No disrespect intended – I was just coming over this time for a few meetings and to see my mum and it got a little out of hand – I’ll be back next spring and happy to come talk anywhere you want – it’s easy-peasy (especially compared to my 18 piece band Pigface!)